July 4, 2014
The Statue of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
My birthday is on the 4th July, the same date as the Independence Day of USA. I have been working on a “statue of something” since 2008 https://www.flickr.com/photos/linusishere/sets/72157630415592696Let me try a crazy American version next year.

The Statue of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

My birthday is on the 4th July, the same date as the Independence Day of USA. I have been working on a “statue of something” since 2008 https://www.flickr.com/photos/linusishere/sets/72157630415592696

Let me try a crazy American version next year.

January 15, 2014
Die Königin der Nacht
"Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!”

Die Königin der Nacht

"Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!”

February 28, 2012
How To Retweet

How To Retweet

January 23, 2012
ANNO DRACONIS

ANNO DRACONIS

January 10, 2012
How To Role Play

How To Role Play

January 1, 2012
Singing My Swan Song

Singing My Swan Song

January 1, 2012
How To Say Goodbye

How To Say Goodbye

August 30, 2011
Surfing Whale Surfaces Where Surgeons Whack Surprised Wham! Surrealistically.

Surfing Whale Surfaces Where Surgeons Whack Surprised Wham! Surrealistically.

August 30, 2011
How to XXX
Dear pizza boys and slutty librarians. As much as I like to strut my stuff, I prefer not to exposure to my manhood. Why? Because I believe in the power of suggestion. Also, I think pixelated bits are kind funny. Anyway, go and make some porn, don’t go R-rated, go XXX!1. Start working in the service industry2. For instance, be a pool-boy or an encyclopaedia salesman3. Be inventive, use interesting chat-up lines: e.g. Would you like a pearl necklace?4. Work on your charming smile 5. Practise stripping, best have your clothes come off under 5 seconds6. Research on your interest groups, like MILFs may not like Milkmen7. Work on your image, e.g.: Do not give deer in headlight look the Bear/Wolf/Otter community8. Always be conscious with the angles of views9. Earn money with your money shots10. Always refuse scat, if you think jazz music a bit shitCautionRemember your penis is like your religion, only shove it down the throats of like-minded people.

How to XXX


Dear pizza boys and slutty librarians. As much as I like to strut my stuff, I prefer not to exposure to my manhood. Why? Because I believe in the power of suggestion. Also, I think pixelated bits are kind funny. Anyway, go and make some porn, don’t go R-rated, go XXX!

1. Start working in the service industry

2. For instance, be a pool-boy or an encyclopaedia salesman

3. Be inventive, use interesting chat-up lines: e.g. Would you like a pearl necklace?

4. Work on your charming smile

5. Practise stripping, best have your clothes come off under 5 seconds

6. Research on your interest groups, like MILFs may not like Milkmen

7. Work on your image, e.g.: Do not give deer in headlight look the Bear/Wolf/Otter community

8. Always be conscious with the angles of views

9. Earn money with your money shots

10. Always refuse scat, if you think jazz music a bit shit

Caution
Remember your penis is like your religion, only shove it down the throats of like-minded people.



August 1, 2011
I can always do with some devilling at the bar. Yeah. If that’s the life of a Devil’s Advocate!

I can always do with some devilling at the bar. Yeah. If that’s the life of a Devil’s Advocate!