Die Königin der Nacht
"Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,
Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!”
How to XXX
Dear pizza boys and slutty librarians. As much as I like to strut my stuff, I prefer not to exposure to my manhood. Why? Because I believe in the power of suggestion. Also, I think pixelated bits are kind funny. Anyway, go and make some porn, don’t go R-rated, go XXX!
1. Start working in the service industry
2. For instance, be a pool-boy or an encyclopaedia salesman
3. Be inventive, use interesting chat-up lines: e.g. Would you like a pearl necklace?
4. Work on your charming smile
5. Practise stripping, best have your clothes come off under 5 seconds
6. Research on your interest groups, like MILFs may not like Milkmen
7. Work on your image, e.g.: Do not give deer in headlight look the Bear/Wolf/Otter community
8. Always be conscious with the angles of views
9. Earn money with your money shots
10. Always refuse scat, if you think jazz music a bit shit
Remember your penis is like your religion, only shove it down the throats of like-minded people.