How to build your cult image
Hello Libertines. The day of Independence of United States of America brought us one of the world’s super power, it also brought the world Linus, i.e. me. Many years ago, in the oriental dawn, my mama gave birth to me. Ever since then, I have been taking the liberty to be a libertine. Yup. I am born on the forth of July, and I am sexier (and probably taller) than Tom Cruise.
How to take liberties
1. Be independent. You will need to be born, and be independent from your mother
2. Be free to choose your lifestyle, no matter how alternative it may be
3. Enjoy your liberty of not being imprisoned or enslaved
4. Remember it’s a privilege to be alive
5. When someone tries to oppress you with their own values, be more laissez-faire
6. Let them eat space cake
7. Be free from moral constrains; enjoy libertinage. Woohoo! Orgies!
8. Enjoy some liberty caps
9. Of course, you are at your liberty to say NO
10. Take no prisoner
11. Since we are all free, we ought to take the liberty to do things we will enjoy
12. What a fucking liberty!
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