June 22, 2011
173Dear pets. My dear friend Alex told me his pet parrot passed away. I am sure Jim will leave me sometime, and I am always prepared. Death is inevitable, as it’s explained by the second law of thermodynamics that all matters will equilibrate in an isolated physical system. We cannot stop the entropy of the passing. Remember though, our pets will live happily ever after across the rainbow bridge.How to dream of somewhere over the rainbow bridge1. Do not be too sad2. Remember we will all pass3. All matter will phase away4. The universe will cease to exist, and nothing will truly matter5. However, somewhere over the rainbow bridge way on high6. There’s a land that our pets heard of once in a lullaby7. Remember, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. For now, our dear pets will become other building blocks for more lives to come8. Rejoice in the recycling of life, before the stars fail to burn and time ceases to run9. Reserve a very special place in your heart for your pet10. And use expensive shoe boxesThis almost never-ending tutorial is brought to you by Linus & The Feel Good Factory.

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Dear pets. My dear friend Alex told me his pet parrot passed away. I am sure Jim will leave me sometime, and I am always prepared. Death is inevitable, as it’s explained by the second law of thermodynamics that all matters will equilibrate in an isolated physical system. We cannot stop the entropy of the passing. Remember though, our pets will live happily ever after across the rainbow bridge.

How to dream of somewhere over the rainbow bridge

1. Do not be too sad

2. Remember we will all pass

3. All matter will phase away

4. The universe will cease to exist, and nothing will truly matter

5. However, somewhere over the rainbow bridge way on high

6. There’s a land that our pets heard of once in a lullaby

7. Remember, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. For now, our dear pets will become other building blocks for more lives to come

8. Rejoice in the recycling of life, before the stars fail to burn and time ceases to run

9. Reserve a very special place in your heart for your pet

10. And use expensive shoe boxes


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June 21, 2011
171Hi cubs. A friend of mine sent me an email about obtainable love. He seems to be looking in the wrong places, but I will say it’s stupid. You just need to go on hunting more (fishing if you like ponds). Well… I quite like bear cubs, so I will trap them with salmons and honey.How to ensnare a lover1. Set a target group2. Move over to regions near the habitat of your targets3. Collect data on the likes and dislikes of your prey4. Bring their favourite food5. Find out what their favourite hang-out6. Visit their favourite hang-out7. Bring a trap with you8. Set up the trap around you9. Smear yourself with their favourite food10. Wait11. Trap your victim when he/she approach12. Have your filthy ways with your prey13. Engage your victim in a cage14. Let them suffer from Stockholm Syndrome15. You will find yourself a brilliant empathic pet-loverCautionDo not get caught Fight off competitionBring good salmonsThis cruel tutorial is brought to you by Linus & The Feel Good Factory.

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Hi cubs. A friend of mine sent me an email about obtainable love. He seems to be looking in the wrong places, but I will say it’s stupid. You just need to go on hunting more (fishing if you like ponds). Well… I quite like bear cubs, so I will trap them with salmons and honey.

How to ensnare a lover

1. Set a target group

2. Move over to regions near the habitat of your targets

3. Collect data on the likes and dislikes of your prey

4. Bring their favourite food

5. Find out what their favourite hang-out

6. Visit their favourite hang-out

7. Bring a trap with you

8. Set up the trap around you

9. Smear yourself with their favourite food

10. Wait

11. Trap your victim when he/she approach

12. Have your filthy ways with your prey

13. Engage your victim in a cage

14. Let them suffer from Stockholm Syndrome

15. You will find yourself a brilliant empathic pet-lover

Caution
Do not get caught
Fight off competition
Bring good salmons


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June 21, 2011
169Hydrogen and helium. We are all children of the stars, produce of the universe. Whilst some will be dwarves, others will shine. We have to use all our gravitational forces to help us pull. And if you pull, pull like a star.How to be a star1. Begin your life as star. Start exploding2. When you start shinging and becoming a star, you will realise there are little starlets around you3. Blow off dust around them and reveal their faces4. They may be called planets because they wander around you5. Their lives rely on you6. Their lives revolve around you7. Your great gravitational attractiveness will start to pull them8. Since you are very attractive, your followers may come closer than they should9. Some of the planets can get very hot and steamy when they approach you10. Some are icy cold and distant, but stalk you from afar11. Some only come to you once in a while, but when they come, they release a vast amount of steam, and liquid. Exhausted, their rock hardness will then turn into cinder12. And when you see a planet, if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it13. When a planet has fallen into your gravitional field, you will have successfully pulled it14. The laws of physics will govern, and you two will get physical15. With it has entered you, the process of fusion will begin16. Fusion releases a lot of energy and heat. New material may be born 17. Before you die, have a mighty supernova and shine brighter than all other stars18. But you are also likely to stop being a star and become a massive blackhole, which sucks a lotThis astrological tutorial is brought to you by Linus & The Feel Good Factory.

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Hydrogen and helium. We are all children of the stars, produce of the universe. Whilst some will be dwarves, others will shine. We have to use all our gravitational forces to help us pull. And if you pull, pull like a star.

How to be a star

1. Begin your life as star. Start exploding

2. When you start shinging and becoming a star, you will realise there are little starlets around you

3. Blow off dust around them and reveal their faces

4. They may be called planets because they wander around you

5. Their lives rely on you

6. Their lives revolve around you

7. Your great gravitational attractiveness will start to pull them

8. Since you are very attractive, your followers may come closer than they should

9. Some of the planets can get very hot and steamy when they approach you

10. Some are icy cold and distant, but stalk you from afar

11. Some only come to you once in a while, but when they come, they release a vast amount of steam, and liquid. Exhausted, their rock hardness will then turn into cinder

12. And when you see a planet, if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

13. When a planet has fallen into your gravitional field, you will have successfully pulled it

14. The laws of physics will govern, and you two will get physical

15. With it has entered you, the process of fusion will begin

16. Fusion releases a lot of energy and heat. New material may be born

17. Before you die, have a mighty supernova and shine brighter than all other stars

18. But you are also likely to stop being a star and become a massive blackhole, which sucks a lot


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